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Verführung!!!
Verführung!!! stelle mir vor, du kommst zu mir, wir setzen und an den Tisch und trinken Kaffee, wir führen eine zweideutige Unterhaltung, dann streichle ich über deine Hose, ich spüre wie dein Schwanz in meiner Hand ganz hart wird, wir Küssen uns sanft, während ich dir die Hose auf mache und deinen... Read full Story
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Ich und der Kommissar
Ich und der Kommissar, nach einer Vergewaltigung wollte ich mein Erlebnis einem Polizei Kommissar schildern. Wir saßen im Wohnzimmer auf meiner Couch, er sagte zu mir ich solle ihm meiner Erlebnis schildern, er merkte das ich etwas gehemmt und schüchtern war, er bot sich auch als Statist an, er sag... Read full Story
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Cheeze or Sleaze ? , Chat up Shite
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My best night at a gloryhole and theater.
Hello, this is an account of what I consider my best night of my life; I was living in Baltimore, MD, Essex area at the time. A little background on me is that I am married now and at the time of this night but not that happy at the time. I was married for about 8 years and my wife and I decide to f... Read full Story
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Why Do Guys do this?
Why do guys on the porn, dating sites and social media sites I'm on want to chat live on video all the time? And if I don't agree they unfriend and even block me. Why? Aren't my videos and pixies good enough? They are of me...they ae real, and not photoshopped (except for sharpness and clarity.) I h... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
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C'EST LA PATRONNE
Le rêve est mort. L'écriture était ma passion, mais cela n'a jamais servi à rien. La réalité a une mauvaise façon de vous rattraper, déchiquetant vos désirs dans son sillage. Ce cycle d'épargne et de vie de ces économies s'est progressivement révélé intenable et maintenant, à ving... Read full Story
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SOUMISSION CIEL ⚧️ ⚧️
J'ai regardé les pieds de ma mère se frotter lentement les uns contre les autres, les nylons de ses collants produisant ce son distinct et délicieux pour lequel j'étais si faible. *Suisse* Un pied posé sur l'autre, bougeant doucement et lentement, se caressant dans un mouvement hyp... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN ⚧️ ⚧️
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles au lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il profitait d'un dernier été avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un salaud ou un douchebag, c... Read full Story
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C'EST LA PATRONNE ⚧️ ⚧️
Le rêve est mort. L'écriture était ma passion, mais cela n'a jamais servi à rien. La réalité a une mauvaise façon de vous rattraper, déchiquetant vos désirs dans son sillage. Ce cycle d'épargne et de vie de ces économies s'est progressivement révélé intenable et maintenant, à vingt-cinq ans, j'ai... Read full Story
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My erotic dream
Over the past few years I have been thinking about one very important thing.To jerk off all the time and to think about beautiful, sexy trannies who want you to fuck them for the rest of your life. I give in to temptation and when I see cum on my face, that's when a strong orgasm calls to action. In... Read full Story
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First Time I Experienced Eating a Tgirl Out
So this is likely going to seem tabboo for some and if this is not your thing, I respect that but everyone is different. Eating pussy came natural to me like it does for most guys once they start having sex with girls. Other than one time 69ing with a female and having what I would call "incidental ... Read full Story
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My TS Journey
I'm a straight, married guy in my 30's, at least that how I appear to everyone that knows me. I have an intense obsession with Trans women that I have been indulging since I was a teenager. Over the years this fixation has grown into something that ranged from watching porn initially, to having my a... Read full Story
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Duel With the Devil, Chapter 20 of The Greatest Liar
Duel With The Devil This is a work of fiction. All characters (including the narrator), celebrities, places, residences, neighborhoods, restaurants, legal agreements and proceedings, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any r... Read full Story
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ENFERMÉ HORS DE L'APPARTEM ⚧️ ⚧️
Je m'appelle Layton McGuire. Quand j'avais 22 ans, je vivais à New York et je partageais un très petit appartement à loyer contrôlé à Greenwich Village avec deux autres colocataires pendant que nous fréquentions le City College (qui est un vrai collège, pas seulement un nom générique, cherch... Read full Story
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Transsexual Actresses Part 1
The adult entertainment market includes thousands of videos and DVD's featuring transsexual actresses. Some of the more popular of these celebrities have their own web pages. Brief profiles of some of these actresses, including a list of their films, appears after the initial list. Adriana Ventur... Read full Story
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The Greatest Liar, Date With The Devil
The Greatest Liar, Trans Erotica With A Purpose © Alexandra Rios 2019, all rights reserved Disclaimer This is a work of fiction. All characters (including the narrator), firms, business entities, organizations, teams, products, medical providers, medicines, governments, government officials, c... Read full Story
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Mongoose Hunting and the Dark Car
After my first sexual experience with a trans girl in school (Check out Biology of Music), it was a long time before anything else got me that horny again. Which is obviously understandable given how ridiculous that whole event was. This time instead of a trans girl cumming hot jizz into my mouth af... Read full Story
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Una Agradable Sorpresa
UNA AGRADABLE SORPRESA En internet puede encontrarse todo tipo de porno si sabes lo que buscas. Incluso si no lo estas buscando, él te encuentra. Es tan fácil pinchar en un video y otro y otro. Al principio te extrañas y hay cosas que te echan para atrás, pero poco a poco descubres que de tanto v... Read full Story
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Fuck Talk with Melanie Jackson (A talk show transcripy)
THIS IS AN ORIGINAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE PROGRAM “FUCK TALK W/ MELANIE JACKSON” DATED MARCH 10TH 20__ MUSIC CUES ANNOUNCER: Hey everybody! Welcome to “Fuck Talk” with Melanie Jackson”! The show that talks about, you guessed it! FUCKING! Any kind of fucking! Straight fucking! Gay fucking! Any kin... Read full Story
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LES NOUVELLES FILLES
"Hey perdant," dit Ken en me poussant dans mon propre casier. « Tu es une putain de poule mouillée. Tu le sais, n'est-ce pas ? » "Bien, Ken!" dit Weston. "Pourquoi est-ce que vous devez toujours vous en prendre à moi ?" Je demande. Ken va me frapper et je me recroqu... Read full Story
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LES NOUVELLES FILLES ⚧️ ⚧️
"Hey perdant," dit Ken en me poussant dans mon propre casier. « Tu es une putain de poule mouillée. Tu le sais, n'est-ce pas ? » "Bien, Ken!" dit Weston. "Pourquoi est-ce que vous devez toujours vous en prendre à moi ?" Je demande. Ken va me frapper et je me recroqu... Read full Story
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UNE FILLE BLANCHE TRANSFORME UN GARÇON BLANC SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
En grandissant, j'ai vécu dans une petite ville du Midwest. Je suis allé dans un tout petit lycée qui était aussi très religieux. Dès mon plus jeune âge, j'ai su que j'étais gay. Alors que j'avais toujours admiré les femmes, je n'ai jamais vu l'attrait pour moi. Les hommes grands et masculins, par c... Read full Story
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Mi aventura brasileña
Por obligaciones profesionales viajo con frecuencia a Brasil, donde la empresa donde trabajo esta construyendo una importante infraestructura marina. En algunas ocasiones cuando terminamos la jornada salimos a cenar algunos compañeros y habitualmente nos hace de cicerone Joao, un joven ingeniero bra... Read full Story
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She never saw it coming
When I was 19/20 I used to frequent LGBT bars roughly twice every month. Most nights not much would happen but I found myself going to the trans nights more often. Until I eventually had some experience with trans girls. It was mostly fairly soft fun. Me getting oral and occasionally topping th... Read full Story
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
Alessia Hung Mature MILF travels to visit a Big Dicked Man and his Sexy Household If you like Transexuals, big cocks, bondage, BBWs, big clits, deep throat, fisting, 69, ass fucking, sounding, piercing, cum swallowing and big loads this story is for you. If not don't bother reading. If you fav... Read full Story
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Old Folks
I had been cross-dressing for some years, but I had never been with another man. I had been talking on a gay chat site for some months when I found someone who I got on with well. We exchanged photos I was happy with his and he was happy with mine. Deciding to get together, we arranged a date and ti... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 12
My Own Worst Enemy Let’s face facts. The so-called the "War On Drugs," "Just Say No," and all the other anti-drug campaigns are complete failures because they ignore reality: getting high is fun. College students drink and take drugs to break a boring routine; the poo... Read full Story
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My First Time
This is my first ever story written about my first ever sexual encounter with a transgender woman. I really hope you enjoy and want to leave me some feedback… I have slept with many women in my life. I have been married, had more girlfriends than I can remember, several fuck buddies and far too m... Read full Story
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My First Sex with Tgirl
This is story about me......Hope you all enjoy it I was 19 years old and itching to have sex like every normal teenager. Years of jerking off to porn had only expanded my imagination and made me want to fuck a girl even more. I was turned on by just about anything and everything except gay porn. Ev... Read full Story
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My First Time
This is my first ever story written about my first ever sexual encounter with a transgender woman. I really hope you enjoy and want to leave me some feedback… I have slept with many women in my life. I have been married, had more girlfriends than I can remember, several fuck buddies and far too m... Read full Story
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My First Time
I used to be a normal straight guy, or at least, so I thought. That was until I began exploring trans porn, I was so turned on by it, but thought it was wrong, I tried to fight it, but soon enough trans porn became the only porn I could get off to. I didn't know what to do with this obsession, ... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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The Greatest Liar, Deal With The Devil
The Greatest Liar, Trans Erotica With a Purpose By Alexandra Rios, © 2019 The Lost Chapter, Deal With The Devil This is a work of fiction. All characters (including the narrator), products, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictit... Read full Story
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Alex’s Bottom Slut
So when I was younger, I worked at a pizza place as a delivery guy. It was a pretty boring job for the most part but that all changed one night. I got a delivery to just outside of our range but decided to take it anyways because we were slow. When I got there a very tall and muscular black woman in... Read full Story
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Le due socie
Sono stato invitato da un mio fornitore alla presentazione di un nuovo prodotto, l'incontro mi terrà impegnato solamente il sabato pomeriggio e la domenica mattina e si svolgerà in una località non molto lontana da dove abito, decido di andare. L'hotel è una antica villa in mezzo alle montagne, un... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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La festa di iniziazione
Venerdì Paola mi chiama al telefono " domani sera andiamo ad una festa, una festa un po'particolar, mettiti carina, sexy ma elegante!" Sabato sera torno da lavoro il più velocemente possibile, eh si, lavoro anche il sabato! Mi rado il viso più a fondo che riesco e proseguo anche sulla ricrescita ... Read full Story
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First Time I tasted Tgirl Sperm
I met a Mexican Trans girl online from Hermosillo and we hit it off and corresponded for a a few months. The vibe was good and ended up deciding that I would help her pay the $140 bucks for her 6-month tourist visa to come up and visit..the process took forever but once she got it, I booked her a pl... Read full Story
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INCONTRO TESS
L'estate sta iniziando, è domenica mattina, mi sveglio nel letto di Paola, ieri sera siamo state alla festa di iniziazione (vedi storia precedente) e abbiamo terminato la nottata con una favolosa scopata, nonostante i pompini alla festa al ritorno a casa eravamo tutte eccitatissime ed i nostri cazzi... Read full Story
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Alessia and the Twins
Alessia and the Twins When the politician David Smallwood awoke that morning his thoughts immediately turned to Alessia, and he started to daydream about her, as he was wont to do now. He had several meetings scheduled for that day, including a rally promoting restrictions on gay and trans-gender... Read full Story
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Lola - chapter one
This is a fantasy but with a lot of inspiration from real life experience. More chapters to follow. Chapter 1 So now I knew, without a shadow of a doubt, what it was that caused this familiar smell in my house - and where it came from. When I got back home my laptop was lying open on the kitc... Read full Story
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Unexpected Twist
I'm a reporter for a regional newspaper in Germany, in my 30's and always in search of a good story. Last summer, while visiting a local pride festival for a short report, I got in contact with the regional queer community. A few months before, a new editor-in-chief took over in our office, a very c... Read full Story
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Aunt trip
In 2013, after almost three years of service in Afghanistan, George Madsen, a gay Royal Navy communications petty officer, retired. His experience in the distant deserts had left an indelible mark, the memories of friends lost and challenges faced still burned vividly in his mind. Coming home was n... Read full Story
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Philippines vacation with a Dominant Big Cock Ladyboy (Part II)
Please read the initial story to get proper context. I spent a 9-day vacation in the Philippines with a sexy and super sweet 34-year old Filipina Ladyboy I met online and developed a relationship with before traveling to meet her. It was the first and only time to visit the Philippines. Less t... Read full Story
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My Great Adventure
One morning after dressing in sis’s clothes and she is a hot one.....black fish net stockings and 5” patenet leather pumps and corsets to die for and a pair of padded inserts to enhance her already endowed breasts, I needed some excitement besides the usual pulling of the wang and using ... Read full Story
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My Preference for Girls didn't change
When I decide to finally go into my transition, I kinda felt I might think differently about boys. Well I guess I do some. I like gay boys or more feminine boys now than before I started trans, but I find I still like girls. Most trans girls I know now prefer to have sex with boys. Maybe I'm confuse... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 11
"En Francais", they say "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose:" the more things change, the more they stay the same. When Tran and I got back to Minneapolis from our trip to Thailand for our sex change operations, it was every bit as dark, frigid and depressing as it had been... Read full Story
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A New Year's Resolution
I'm not gay (laughing), with that said, I have seen some very good looking, uh, guys. Okay, go ahead and laugh. You see, toward the end of this past summer (August 2011), my wife and I visited an old friend of mine in Pattaya, Chon Buri, Thailand. He's a former Navy Seal. I'm a former Army Ranger as... Read full Story
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Tranny sex
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A Perfect Match
As I look at the beautiful wedding band on my left hand I am almost overcome with gladness. There was a time when you couldn't have convinced me that my life would become as fulfilled as it has. Let me tell you the story. I was born thirty years ago. From my first true awareness, I knew that some... Read full Story
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Old Folks Chapter 1
I had been cross-dressing for some years, but I had never been with another man. I had been talking on a gay chat site for some months when I found someone who I got on with well. We exchanged photos I was happy with his and he was happy with mine. Deciding to get together, we arranged a date and ti... Read full Story
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Tranny Night Out
Tranny Night Out and One Kinky Session Guess I should start by explaining myself, as a young guy I always knew I was not the same as a lot of my friends and enemies for that matter, girls had no interest in me at all apart from ones who were long term friends. I knew something was wrong but neve... Read full Story
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Alternative Plans
Another Goth Trans Girl Confession I really enjoyed my first sexual experience. I had gone to the local adult entrainment store and purchased some toys; a butt plug, a 10inch purple dildo, some lube and condoms. I would occasionally play with my toys while watching some internet porn. I loved ro... Read full Story
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