An Unexpected Sex Change

The night was just starting and I had just gotten downtown with my girlfriend. She is a cute brunette with a great body and is, obviously, completely in to me. I'm a good-looking guy, around 5' 6" with dark hair, brown eyes, and a slim, but somewhat defined physique. I'd say we're good for each other.

This night, we decided we'd like to get some drinks and hang out at one of the clubs in the big night life district. We headed down to the best club in the area and had both dressed for the occasion. Her in a tight-fitting and shimmery dress. Me in a shirt, tie, jacket, and khakis.

We arrived at the club early and headed straight for the bar before it got too busy. A couple drinks before the rush seemed like a good idea. When we got to the bar, I picked up the tab for us both. At the time, I didn't really take notice of the people around me, other than a couple guys looking in my direction. I didn't think much of it. At the time, I didn't have any intention of drinking too much and was pretty sure I knew my limit.

The night went on and my girlfriend and I were having a great time. We continued to dance and, of course, continued to drink. After a while, I'm not so sure I was completely coherent. The memories fade in and out a bit and I know the room was starting to spin.

Out of nowhere, I felt someone grab my ass. At first, I assumed it was my girlfriend, but then I noticed she was in front of me. This sobered me up a bit.

"What the hell?" was the first thing that came out of my mouth. I spun around and saw the two guys from earlier at the bar grinning with their arms around each other's shoulder.

"Nice butt. What are you up to later?" said the one on the left. The other guy winked at me and leaned over to nibble on the neck of the first.

"Screw off, you sissies! I'm not in to that and I think you should walk away right now before I kick your asses!"

The two laughed and the one on the left reached his other arm around the man next to him, pulled his face close to him, and kissed him in a way no man should kiss another. Disgusting.