Okay, you would think by then I would have been used to incipient heart failure; not so. Jeff Spencer's eyes were almost as blue as mine. His had a predatory glint to them, sizing me up like a piece of meat. Even in my nearly-six-inch heels, I had to look up to him.
"I couldn't help but notice you are the most beautiful woman here," he offered.
Now that was suave – NOT! Are you sure you graduated from high school, Big Boy?
So this was it. He had picked this time and place – in front of the city's elite – to 'out' me as a man. Mentally, I judged the vertical distance from floor to crotch, factored in flexibility, heel height, plus strength and speed of my up-thrusting knee. Yep; that should just about do it. Sopranos, here he comes....
"Why, thank you, Sir!" I oozed with appropriate unctuousness. "Have we met before?"
"I would remember if we had," he schmoozed back. "Allow me; I'm Jeff Spencer of the..."
"Of course," I interjected. "I've seen you on TV. I must say, the camera angles don't do you justice."
No, but I will. Just give me an excuse, Sport-o. Your next endorsement will be for the Vienna Boy's Choir instead of the Vienna Sausage Company.
"On the subject of Justice," he segued....
Here it comes....
"...it's positively criminal for a gorgeous woman like you to be standing there with an empty champagne flute. What do you say we waylay a waiter and rob him blind?
So that's your game; take me someplace private and apply a little blackmail, with the implied threat of outing me to everyone who is anyone. You are slicker than I gave you credit for, Buster. Okay; let's play. Perhaps I can get you to give up your partner, too....
"Oh, let's," I chirped, slipping my arm through his. "They aren't being nearly attentive enough anyway. Perhaps we can shake things up a bit."
Believe me, the smug smile and undulating tush was all an act.
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