How To Spot A Shemale

More and more men are taking female hormones, receiving breast implants, and undergoing sex-change operations to become "women." Some start these procedures while they're still teens and more than a few mimic women so well that they can use the ladies' room without raising an eyebrow among real women and are able to snare a man of their own. Of course, red-blooded American men want no part-especially not those parts-of an imitation woman, so knowing how to spot a transsexual can help real men avoid these freaks.

Giveaways

Fortunately, many indications give away the true nature of wannabe women, among which are their feet, the way they walk, their hooters (or lack thereof), their shoulders, their larynxes, and their hands. Certain clothing items can also help one to spot the transsexual who is seeking to pass itself off as a real woman. If it looks to good to be true, it probably is.

Feet

Alyson Hannigan: transsexual? Does "she" have feet the size of Bigfoot's? If so, run, don't walk, as fast as possible from "her" womanly clutches, because, most likely, anyone with the feet the size even of Bozo the Clown's ain't no lady; "she's" a he-a ladyboy.

Walk

Can "she" walk the walk, especially in high heels, that true women can walk? Does "she" stride in style, have a graceful gait, exhibit a womanly walk? Or does "she" look like a model on a catwalk (many of whom, incidentally, are transsexuals), trodding like a goosestepping commie, with too much "precision" and obvious rehearsal in "her" rollicking walk?

Breasts

If "she" is small-breasted, or has no boobs, like Alyson Hannigan, "she" may be a tranny. On the other hand, if "her" juggs look like basketballs-too big, too round, and too good to be true-and are divided by a deep, wide valley, and stay spherical even when "she's" lying flat on "her" back, "she's" lying, all right: "she's" a he!