The Sweetest Taboo

"Hey sis! Remember me?"

Tisha Roberts stood at the door in complete shock looking at the person in front of her, the latest KaySlay CD whispering its aural presence in the background. She scanned the person in front of her, trying to figure out what was going on. The woman in front of her was wearing a black leather catsuit that stopped just below her ass. Combined with a pair of thigh length black leather platform boots, the girl's athletic, almost flat-out muscular legs seemed to stretch forever. The torso seemed almost unnatural, with a toned, tight stomach evident even through the leather and a bust that did just that through the catsuit, leaving a valley of cleavage for a lock of blonde hair to contrast against her dark chocolate skin. Her head was surrounded with a waist-length main of platinum blonde hair, and her face was made up with light metallic colors, her bright smile beaming through her shiny rose-colored lips.

Tisha, meanwhile, stared back, leaning her 5'10" frame against the door, her faded Janet Jackson t-shirt and sweatpants draping down against her body as she shook her head and said, "no way."

"Yes it is, sis," the woman said as she ran her hand through Tisha's short-shorn curly locks. "It's me, Jimmy. Remember?"

"Yeah, right. Jimmy is over in Okinawa right now, serving his military proudly...or so he keeps writing me."

"And that's going to be the official story to ma, at least until I figure out what to tell her," the woman continued. "Remember your first boyfriend? You know, the tall, skinny one with those freaking Dumbo ears? The one you said wasn't, how do I put this, big enough for you? The one I hid out in my closet to bail you out?"

Tisha stood up in shock when the woman at the door rattled off such a personal detail. "Well," Tisha said half to herself. "If you know that, then you must know plenty about Jimmy..."

"'cause I am Jimmy!" the woman said. "Look, I know this stresses credulity, but could you let me in? I wanted to visit home, and I figured that I wouldn't scare you to death if I didn't use the keys. C'mon now.